False Truth

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My school, S.M.K.D******** U**** is was one of the best school in terms of environmental friendly-ness. Why even the school board as well as student are encouraged to participate in this program so that maximum efficiency is achieved!

environmental awareness in the school is found everywhere, but most are concentrated in classes, so that students can imply the moral values learned. for example, students set up a class schedule which we never/hardly follow. this is so that rubbish accumulated on the floor and in the drawers can naturally rot to form compost which is nourishing for plants. students have also developed a habit to throw rubbish outside the class when no one is looking. not only will the plants get an extra boost of nutrients, it also trains students to be stealthy.

now lets move on to the toilets! my, this is the hub of all environmental geeks to do their part for nature. students are trained to "accidentally" miss the bowl and spread all over the floor. this nutrient rich solution is allowed to flow back to the ground. student have also come up with ways to make the toilet a bio-degradable factory. students dont drink water during school times so that urine collected in the bladder is so acidic that it corodes the urinals on the walls! unfortunately the principal did not support the radical idea as it wastes valuable funds from the school to continually replace the metal urinals each time it corrodes away~

we came to realise that the school principal does not appreciate the environment up to the extent to destroy the school field which has been our only source of oxygen gas admist the congested city of petaling jaya. now, it emits atrocious amounts of carbon monoxide to the air, not only slowly killing the residents of the school, but also distracts the student whom are sitting for an upcoming exam.

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this was what i could come up for today. dont ask why. was VERY random when i was writing it...

little eight ball, will the spm papers get burned before we sit for it?
or will there be some catastrophic event that causes all schools to forfeit the paper?