False Truth

1. well lets see... i think im rather famous for it so i might as well just say it. i ALWAYS get lost. there was one time my parents brought me to sungai wang (i was bout 6) and i wondered off to the the toys section and was there for QUITE some time. was so fascinated by the jumbo sized toys that i dint even hear the plaza announcing about me. lolx.. i eventually was found.. or rather i walked to the counter myself... but did i learn my mistake? no.. i got lost ANOTHER time during a class trip in standard six.. and ANOTHER time during a friends bday party.. during these 2 moments they actually LEFT me behind...

2. i've hit plenty of cars in my life... with my bike... theres this sort of hill at the field nearby so i'd cycle to the top and wizz down.. more than 1 occasion i'll brake too slow and hit a stationary car (dont worry... im not so stupid to cycle down WITHOUT looking left and right) fortunatelly no1 saw me so i'd cycle up the slope to do it again~

3. i nearly went for an operation coz doctors mistaken stomach craps as appendicitis =_="... they actually sedated me to be put through the x-ray but apparently i woke up just b4 i was "put through" so it was canceled and fortunately as well.

4. unlike ling-ling i DID fell into a swimming pool before. it was a pure mistake anyway. my parents was visiting a someone at a condominium block and i was left at the lobby with my mom and sis. beside it was a large swimming pool so i walked over there to have a look, and well, i lost footing and splash i went in... i IMMEDIATELY got out so faz that my mom swore she saw me dry one sec and another i was wet and dripping.

5. i was 11 i think when i went for a relatives wedding. and being a typical chinese community beer was served all around... including me... my uncle was to blame here.. there i was sitting down when he came with bottles of beer and poured it in my cup. i looked at my dad and he was like "up to you" so i drank it down.. and another.. and another.. by the time the wedding was over my face was RED and i had difficulty breathing.. i guess maybe im allergic to alcohol? (OH NOOO!!)

6. i got thrown in class by none other than nicholas chen zhu hann whom which i always bullied in primary school. he actually picked me up and flung me ACROSS the class (child's bursting with energy)

7. i fell down the stairs once from the 1st floor of my house to the ground and got up unhurt even tough i hit the telephone rack at the end. then i went to my mom's "hobby" room and sat on top of the cupboard, only to lose balance and yet again fall down with no injuries sustain... ( i realise i AM rather clumsy.. dont you think so?)

8. i nearly drowned in a lake.. lolx.. and NO one noticed coz i DIN scream.. lolx.. you know the pregnant lake at langkawi? well yea i went there with my sis's friends so we all went in the water.. god it was VERY dense... so at first i was fine...then i started bobbling up and down.. i got scared but i din scream = = ego got the best of me.. but i finally got hold of the side bars.

9. i threw eggs in the house kitchen thinking i could catch them... but whatdya know? i ended up cleaning the floor

10. at primary school i got invited to play in this newly invented game.. a very unsafe version of catch.. you pick up a stone and aim at the players legs to catch them.. and well.. *Ahem* i wasnt really paying attention to the rules and ended up hitting someones head

i tag.... caryn! and clarian!

wakakakaka (sorrie i couldnt find any baby pics >.< will post once i scan them! i promise!)